Oh, God!
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 7 Jun 2010
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A very good-hearted young man came to the gates of heaven. He asked God, “Why have you brought me here so early? I was still in perfect health and wanted to do many more good deeds.” God had mercy and told him, “I will send you back on earth for another twenty years.” When he came back from heaven, everyone wanted to see him to know whether God really existed. He was invited to the Kremlin, and Putin asked him, “Does God really exist?” He said yes. Putin said, “Too bad. I will give you a million rubles if you don’t tell anyone.” Then he was invited by the Pope. In a private audience with nobody else present, the Pope asked, “Please tell me, does God exist?” He said no. The Pope offered him a million Euro in return for not telling anyone else. He was also invited by Bush. Bush said, “I really don’t care whether God exists or not, just tell me the truth and how he looks like.” He said, “I have personally met God, who sends you greetings, and she is black.”
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