Republican what?

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 26 Jul 2010

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A man went to a pawn shop in San Francisco and discovered a brass rat that intrigued him.  He asked the store owner how much it cost.  The owner said, “With the story 100 dollars, without the story 10 dollars.”  “I take it without the story,” the man said.  As he walked out of the store with the brass rat in his hands, all the rats in town came out of basements and sewers and followed him.  He walked towards the boardwalk and threw the brass rat into the ocean.  All the rats that had followed him followed the brass rat and jumped into the ocean.  He went back to the pawn shop.  The owner smiled and said, “I knew you would come back.  You want the story!”  The man replied, “No, I am not interested in the story, but would you by any chance have a brass Republican?”

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One Response to “Republican what?”

  1. bill bagatelas says:

    Hello Dearest Deitrich:

    How are you dear friend? This is Bill Bagatelas. I love your stories and jokes always……how is everything in Basl? May I visit you and the gang there sometime?

    LOVE,
    Bill Bagatelas