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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 8 Nov 2010
Dietrich Fishcer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A civil servant falls downstairs in the Ministry and is badly wounded. He lies unconscious in the hospital until he wakes up several days later. The doctor tells him, “I have some good news and same bad news. First, you will never be able to work again.” The patient says, “And what is the bad news?”
Someone asked Canadian Prime Ministe Pierre Trudeau, “How is it to have the United States as neighbors?” He said, “How do you think it feels sleeping in bed with an elephant?”
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