Stingy
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 16 May 2011
– How many Frenchmen does it take to defend the city of Paris?
– Don’t know… it’s never been done.
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– Mexicans cross the border 1, 2, 4 at a time; never 3. Why?
– Because the sign says – no tres passing.
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A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a prohibited turn at a red light.
– “I think I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.
– “It’s okay, dad,” the boy replies. “The police car right behind us did the same thing.”
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