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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 6 Jun 2011
One afternoon a man was riding in his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
-“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. -“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
-“Oh, come along with me then,” the rich man said excitedly. -“But sir, I have a wife with two children!” -“Bring them along!”
-“And you, come with us too!” he said to the other man. -“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered. -“Bring them as well!”
So they all climbed into the car, what was no easy task even for a vehicle as large as a limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude.
-“Sir, you are so kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The rich man replied, -“No, thank you… the grass at my place is about three feet tall and we could help each other!”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 6 Jun 2011.
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