Taking Offense
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 31 Oct 2011
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A man had been through a difficult divorce and been taken to the cleaners. At a bar one evening, after having had a bit too much to drink, he exclaimed, “All lawyers are assholes!”
The person next to him said, “I would like to take exception to that.”
“Why, are you a lawyer?” “No, but I’m an asshole.”
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