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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 17 Mar 2014
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
The head of a Mexican drug cartel recently took three suitcases full of money to a Swiss bank and demanded to see the bank president. He asked him,
“How much money does our President have in your bank, I know he deposits his money here.”
The bank president replied, “I am sorry, this is a secret, I cannot tell you, this would violate our bank regulations.”
The man pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the bank president, “Tell me how much money he has here, or I will shoot you!”
The bank president insisted that he could not tell him. The politician fired a shot past him with a silencer and said, “You can see that my gun is loaded, if you don’t tell me, the next shot will be through your head!”
The bank president said in a trembling voice, “You just have to shoot me, I cannot tell you.”
Finally, the Mafioso said, “OK, I trust you that you can keep a secret. I want to deposit my money in your bank.”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 17 Mar 2014.
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