Jesus!
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 22 Sep 2014
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A burglar broke through a window and entered a pitch-dark room. A voice said,
“I can see you and Jesus can see you too.”
He thought it was probably only a tape recording and proceeded to the next room where the money was. He heard the same voice again saying,
“I can see you and Jesus can see you too.”
He saw a parrot and said, “You are only a parrot!”
The parrot said, “That’s right, I am a parrot, but Jesus is a bulldog!”
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