Breast Fed
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 31 Aug 2015
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A woman and a baby came into the doctor’s office. She was told to go into the room and wait for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?” “Breast fed” she replied. “Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is hungry. You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma. But I’m glad I came.”
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