Arithmetic

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 29 Aug 2016

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. Why?” asks the father.”

The teacher asked, ‘How much is two times three?’ I said six,” replied Billy.

“But that’s right!” says his dad.

Yeah, but then she asked me, ‘How much is three times two?'”

“What’s the bloody difference?” asks the father. “That’s exactly what I said!”

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