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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 4 Sep 2017
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
Military music is to music what military intelligence is to intelligence.
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The people of Minas Gerais in Brazil are said to love cheese. A man there met a fairy and she promised to grant him three wishes.
“What is your first wish?” she asked.
“I would like to have a little white, round, soft and flavorful cheese,” he said. He received it and ate it immediately.
“And what is your second wish?” the fairy asked.
“Could I also have a piece of old, hard and well ripened cheese?”
The fairy gave it to him and he ate it with delight.
“And what is your third wish?
“I would like to meet a beautiful girl whom I can marry.”
The fairy granted him that wish too. Then she inquired,
“Why did you spend two of your three wishes on cheese?”
He said, “Because I was too shy to ask for a third cheese.”
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