Internet Quick Ones…

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Dec 2024

Posted by Antonio C. S. Rosa | Editor – TRANSCEND Media Service

How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in.

What do computers like to eat?

Chips.

What do you call a space magician?

A flying saucerer.

What is a computer’s first sign of old age?

Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”

What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?

The space bar.


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