Internet Quick Ones…
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Dec 2024
Posted by Antonio C. S. Rosa | Editor – TRANSCEND Media Service
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer.
What is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”
What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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