Quickies
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 7 Mar 2011
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
George W. Bush came late to a cabinet meeting. He explained that he wanted to finish a puzzle. He proudly said that on the package it said “for three years”, but he finished it in only eight hours.
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Two aliens in their spaceship approached earth. One pointed out to the other, “Look, they have space weapons.” The other asked, “Does that indicate that a form of higher intelligence has developed on earth?” The first one replied, “I don’t think so, because they are aiming those weapons at themselves.”
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“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
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