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Marriage

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 1 Nov 2021

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say ‑‑ talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, people would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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