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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 29 May 2023
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A husband tells his wife triumphantly,
“It says here in the newspaper that women use an average of 20,000 words a day, and men only 10,000. It proves women talk too much.”
The wife:
“That’s only because men never listen the first time, we have to repeat everything.”
Husband:
“What did you say?”
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Dietrich Fischer (1941-2015) from Münsingen, Switzerland, got a Licentiate in Mathematics from the University of Bern 1968 and his Ph.D. in Computer Science from New York University 1976. Fischer was a MacArthur Fellow in International Peace and Security at Princeton University 1986-88, has taught mathematics, computer science, economics and peace studies at various universities, and been a consultant to the United Nations. He was co-founder, with Johan Galtung, of the TRANSCEND Network for Peace, Development and Environment in 1993.
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