Jokes
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 11 Dec 2023
Cameron Jenkins – TRANSCEND Media Service
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
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