A Few for the Road
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 12 Feb 2024
Country Living – TRANSCEND Media Service
Try to keep a straight face at these one-liners:
What month is the shortest of the year? May; three letters.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
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