Secret Weapon
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 7 Apr 2014
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
One day Satan challenged Heaven to a baseball game. Peter took a quick look at the rosters and accepted, warning Satan that heaven had all the greatest players who ever died.
Satan acknowledged this, but told Peter, “Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon.” On the day of the game Peter asked Satan who his secret weapon was.
Satan responded, “We have all the umpires.”
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