Stingy
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 3 May 2010
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A beggar walked up to a well‑dressed woman shopping on Fifth Avenue in New York and said,
“I haven’t eaten anything for three days.”
She looked at him and said,
“God, I wish I had your willpower.”
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