The Loving Husband
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Mar 2015
A man had two tickets for the best seats of the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down a man asks if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him. “No ….,” he says,”the seat is empty.”
“This is incredible …….. !” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Rugby Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the Rugby World and not use it …… ?
He says, “Well actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven’t watched together since we got married…
“Oh . . . I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. I guess you couldn’t find someone else, a friend, or relative, or even a neighbor, to take the seat ……?”
The man shakes his head … “No ……. They’re all at the funeral.”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 2 Mar 2015.
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