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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 6 Apr 2015
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
“So, what is it?” grumbled the governor.
“Judge Garber has just died” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”
Replied the governor: “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker.”
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