Thirteen Religious Views of Life
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 21 Jun 2010
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Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens.”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Atheism: I don’t believe this shit.
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Economism: Let’s export this shit.
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