Dirty Politicians
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 10 Jan 2011
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu: Tourist: $5; Broiled Missionary: $10; Fried Explorer: $15; Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100. The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”
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