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Is There a Difference Between Nigeria and Niger?
TMS Editor,
7 Aug 2023
Niger and Nigeria are two separate countries in the African continent.
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Trust
Posted by Antonio C. S. Rosa - TMS Editor,
10 Jan 2022
Be patient.
→ read full articleWailing Wall
TMS editor,
9 Sep 2013
A CNN reporter goes to Israel to cover the conflict. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest.
→ read full articleTexan Student
TMS editor,
2 Sep 2013
A Texan student was in his the college campus bookstore.
→ read full articleMatter of Fact
TMS editor,
26 Aug 2013
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
→ read full articleLetter to God
TMS editor,
19 Aug 2013
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
→ read full articleBe Strong Honey, I Love You
TMS editor,
15 Jul 2013
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
→ read full articleA Prayer
TMS editor,
8 Jul 2013
When I die, I want to go peacefully…
→ read full articleA Bad Day Indeed
TMS editor,
1 Jul 2013
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
→ read full articleCircumcision
TMS Editor,
24 Jun 2013
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, “What are you in here for?”
→ read full articleThree Shots Please
TMS editor,
17 Jun 2013
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks.
→ read full articleStunt
TMS editor,
10 Jun 2013
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.
→ read full articleBad News
TMS editor,
3 Jun 2013
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?”
→ read full articleNumber One Sport
TMS editor,
27 May 2013
A woman, while touring Spain was shown a bullfight.
→ read full articleMeeting the Pope
TMS editor,
20 May 2013
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line dressed in a rather expensive suit, hoping the Pope would notice how important he was and perhaps talk a few words with him.
→ read full articleImpressive Hunting Dog
TMS editor,
13 May 2013
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
→ read full articleBeer, eh
TMS editor,
6 May 2013
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
→ read full articleThe Climb
TMS editor,
29 Apr 2013
Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.
→ read full articleGates of Heaven
TMS editor,
22 Apr 2013
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that it’s not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
→ read full articleHeaven and Hell
TMS editor,
15 Apr 2013
In Heaven:
The cooks are French…
Class Memento
TMS editor,
8 Apr 2013
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
→ read full articleDeaf
TMS editor,
1 Apr 2013
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”
→ read full articleDon’t Argue with Children
TMS editor,
25 Mar 2013
My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
→ read full articleDeath in the Family
TMS editor,
18 Mar 2013
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
→ read full articleContract with the Devil
TMS editor,
11 Mar 2013
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
→ read full articleAn Honest Lawyer
TMS editor,
4 Mar 2013
An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
→ read full articleBilling
TMS editor,
25 Feb 2013
A medical doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
→ read full articleA Man and His Money
TMS editor,
18 Feb 2013
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser and loved money more than anything else.
→ read full articleA Brief History Of Medicine
TMS editor,
11 Feb 2013
I have a stomachache.
2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root…
Criminal Record
TMS editor,
14 Jan 2013
An applicant was filling out a job application.
→ read full articleFeel Better
TMS editor,
7 Jan 2013
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
→ read full articleElectric Train
TMS Editor,
31 Dec 2012
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,
→ read full articleWhen I was Young
TMS editor,
24 Dec 2012
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.
→ read full articleBreaking and Entering
TMS editor,
17 Dec 2012
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
→ read full articleLipstick
TMS Editor,
10 Dec 2012
A school was faced with a unique problem. A number of teenage girls were beginning to use lipsticks and used to put them on in the bathroom.
→ read full articleJob Interview
TMS Editor,
3 Dec 2012
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?”
→ read full articleBad Investment
TMS editor,
26 Nov 2012
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of 1st degree murder which was brought by the prosecution.
→ read full articleStanding At the Gates of Heaven
TMS editor,
19 Nov 2012
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
→ read full articleRevelation 3:20
TMS editor,
12 Nov 2012
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.
→ read full articleGod is Watching
TMS editor,
5 Nov 2012
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
→ read full articleRed in the Face
TMS editor,
29 Oct 2012
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
→ read full articleWhales
TMS Editor,
22 Oct 2012
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
→ read full articleSurprise!
TMS Editor,
15 Oct 2012
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room.
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Meanwhile, in Brussels… Papy Blues
TMS Editor,
8 Oct 2012
At the Grande Place, an Uplifting Alternative to EU’s Gloominess
→ read full articleBy the Way…
TMS Editor,
8 Oct 2012
My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
→ read full articleI Won The Lottery!
TMS Editor,
1 Oct 2012
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”
→ read full articleA Last Request
TMS Editor,
24 Sep 2012
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
→ read full articleA Hot Day
TMS Editor,
17 Sep 2012
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.
→ read full articleThe Driver
TMS Editor,
10 Sep 2012
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
→ read full articleAssassin Job
TMS Editor,
3 Sep 2012
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assassin position — two men and one woman.
→ read full articleArthritis
TMS Editor,
27 Aug 2012
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.
→ read full articleReally Good Deed
TMS Editor,
20 Aug 2012
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.
→ read full articleMeeting the Pope
TMS Editor,
13 Aug 2012
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him.
→ read full articleThe Taxi Driver
TMS Editor,
6 Aug 2012
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
→ read full articleSo Much Fun!
TMS Editor,
30 Jul 2012
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife’s activities.
→ read full articleOops!
TMS Editor,
23 Jul 2012
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.
→ read full articleMafia Job
TMS Editor,
9 Jul 2012
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from the private businesses they were “protecting.”
→ read full articleElectric Train
TMS Editor,
2 Jul 2012
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
→ read full articleSoybeans
TMS Editor,
25 Jun 2012
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash.
→ read full articleMigraine Cure
TMS Editor,
18 Jun 2012
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
→ read full articleQuotes
TMS Editor,
11 Jun 2012
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
→ read full articleLawyer in Hell
TMS Editor,
28 May 2012
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you,” the devil said.
→ read full articleGlad to Be Drunk
TMS Editor,
21 May 2012
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
→ read full articleNew Lawyer
TMS Editor,
14 May 2012
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man here.
→ read full articleCircumcision
TMS Editor,
7 May 2012
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room.
→ read full articleCircumcision
TMS Editor,
30 Apr 2012
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, “What are you in here for?”
→ read full articleA Really Bad Day
TMS Editor,
23 Apr 2012
There was this sad-looking guy at a bar, just staring at his drink, for about half an hour.
→ read full articleNobel Laureate Praised For Not Attending US Summit
Antonio C. S. Rosa, TMS Editor,
23 Apr 2012
Mairead Corrigan Maguire, who was awarded the 1976 Nobel Peace Prize for her work in Northern Ireland, invited to attend the Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Chicago, has canceled her trip because of a statement by U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton that the State Department is an Active Partner in the summit. The Nobel Summit is hooked up to the NATO Summit in Chicago. Critics of the Nobel Prize and of NATO applauded Maguire’s decision:
→ read full articleLeaked Video Shows US Contractors Randomly Killing Civilians
TMS Editor,
16 Apr 2012
Employees of the US military contracting group Academi (formerly Xe, Blackwater USA, and Blackwater Worldwide) are seen in new leaked video shooting their machine guns at random while driving through the streets of Baghdad, crashing into other cars and even running over a pedestrian without hesitation. Academi received a $250 million contract by the Obama administration to provide military services in Afghanistan.
→ read full articlePlease Join Our Kumar-Satyagraha Facebook Group
Antonio C. S. Rosa, TMS editor,
16 Apr 2012
This is a closed group for exchange of ideas/advocacy/information for Dr. S P Udayakumar, Convener of the TRANSCEND Network for South India. Kumar is participating in Satyagraha/nonviolent protests with the People’s Movement Against Nuclear Energy (PMANE) to stop construction of the Koodankulam Nuclear Power Plant in Tamil Nadu, South India. We demand that the authorities free all jailed protesters, drop the spurious charges of treason, sedition and terrorism against the leaders, and lift the blockade of the villages surrounding the nuclear plant scheduled to be inaugurated in May 2012. THIS IS URGENT! Please Click Below and I will authorize your request to join. Then invite all your Facebook Friends to join too. Thank you in the name of the planet.
→ read full articleBlonde Paint Job
TMS Editor,
9 Apr 2012
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
→ read full articleSupport Indian Protesters – Stop Kudankulam!
Antonio C. S. Rosa, TMS Editor,
2 Apr 2012
On March 19, 2012, the Indian government gave approval for operation of two Russian-designed nuclear reactors at Kudankulam in southern India. These reactors have been under construction since 1988 and are obsolete before they even start up. Three million people live within 30 kilometers (18 miles) of these reactors, some less than a half-mile away. We are asking everyone, from every country, to take action. PLEASE SIGN THE LETTER ONLINE TO THE INDIAN PRIME MINISTER. Thank you.
→ read full articleGifts
TMS Editor,
2 Apr 2012
It was Thursday evening and Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
→ read full articleCows
TMS Editor,
26 Mar 2012
“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city.
→ read full articleDear Abby,
TMS Editor,
19 Mar 2012
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
→ read full articleThe Policeman and the Drunkard
TMS Editor,
12 Mar 2012
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.
→ read full articleBe polite… and laugh
TMS Editor,
5 Mar 2012
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
→ read full articleBreakfast Order
TMS Editor,
27 Feb 2012
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
→ read full articleInstalling a Carpet
TMS Editor,
20 Feb 2012
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes.
→ read full articleA Pirate Story
TMS Editor,
13 Feb 2012
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
→ read full articleNever Talk To the Parrot
TMS Editor,
6 Feb 2012
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working.
→ read full articleSafe to swim here?
TMS Editor,
30 Jan 2012
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
→ read full articleWhat Are Human Rights? [Legendado em Portugues] (VIDEO OF THE WEEK)
TMS Editor,
30 Jan 2012
O que são Direitos Humanos? Documentary produced by United for the Human Rights. Documentário produzido por United for the Human Rights
→ read full articleWant to be healed?
TMS Editor,
23 Jan 2012
Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.
→ read full articleThe pessimist and the Dog
TMS Editor,
16 Jan 2012
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
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Palestine 1896
TMS Editor,
16 Jan 2012
First Film Footage Taken in Palestine (Lumier Bros.) – Just one year before the first Zionist Congress…
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(Spanish, English, Portuguese) Eduardo Galeano – El Derecho al Delirio (VIDEO OF THE WEEK)
TMS Editor,
9 Jan 2012
Subtitles in English – The Right to Delirium
Legendado em Portugues – O Direito ao Delírio
Wanna buy a frog?
TMS Editor,
9 Jan 2012
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?”
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Satchita – Playing for Change (VIDEO OF THE WEEK)
TMS Editor,
12 Dec 2011
Playing for Change Project. Songs around the world. Simply beautiful!
→ read full articleAssange Wins Walkley Journalism Award
TMS Editor,
5 Dec 2011
Nov 27 2011 – WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has won the Walkley Award for Most Outstanding Contribution to Journalism in his native Australia. He speaks his mind.
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Zach Wahls Speaks About Family
TMS Editor,
5 Dec 2011
Zach Wahls, a 19-year-old University of Iowa student spoke about the strength of his family during a public forum on House Joint Resolution 6 in the Iowa House of Representatives. Wahls has two mothers, and came to oppose House Joint Resolution 6, which would end civil unions in Iowa.
→ read full articleAbdul Ghaffar Khan International Peace-Builder Award to Prof. Johan Galtung
TMS Editor,
21 Nov 2011
The American Muslim Alliance Foundation-AMA on 14 Nov 2011 honored Prof. Johan Galtung, the founder of the academic discipline of peace studies, with the Abdul Ghaffar Khan International Peace-Builder Award.
→ read full articleRussell Tribunal on Palestine Calls for Pressure on Israeli Government
TMS Editor,
21 Nov 2011
Annette Groth, spokesperson on human rights for Germany’s Left Party, relates her experience at the Russell Tribunal on Palestine, 5-7 November 2011 in Cape Town, South Africa. On 7 November the jury presented its conclusions: it found that the treatment of the Palestinian population by the Israeli state meets the definition of the crime of apartheid under Article 2 of the UN Convention on Apartheid and Article 7 (2) (h) of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.
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Tar Sand Song
TMS Editor,
14 Nov 2011
Words by Diane Perlman, PhD (TRANSCEND member)*
Music by Woody Guthrie
Performed by Ya’akov-Yisrael “Jimmy” Costello
Difference between a Jew and a Zionist
TMS Editor,
14 Nov 2011
Rabbi: “The Jews have no right to have a state or to rule over the Palestinians and blow up their homes. Zionism is destroying the thousands of years old Jewish religion; it was started a hundred years ago by atheists.”
→ read full articleAbdul Ghaffar Khan International Peace-Builder Award to Professor Johan Galtung
TMS Editor,
7 Nov 2011
The American Muslim Alliance Foundation-AMA will honour Professor Johan Galtung, the founder of the academic discipline of peace studies, with the Abdul Ghaffar Khan International Peace-Builder Award. Prof. Galtung receives this award for his relentless dedication to deepening the understanding between Islam and The West. Abdul Ghaffar Khan (1890-1988), in whose name the prize is awarded, is also known as Sarhaddi Gandhi -the frontier Gandhi- and was a lifelong pacifist, a devout Muslim, and a close friend of Mahatma Gandhi.
→ read full articleAct Now: Stop Imminent Land Grab That Threatens More Than 162,000 People in Tanzania
TMS Editor,
31 Oct 2011
Investor Bruce Rastetter and AgriSol Energy have their sights on 800,000 acres (325,000 hectares) of land in Tanzania that is home to 162,000 people. Several generations of families who have successfully re-established their lives by developing and farming the land over the last 40 years, will be displaced against their will. They will lose their livelihoods and their community. We fear that this project could move quickly forward unless the Tanzanian government and the US investors realize that the world is watching. We ask that you join the Oakland Institute in holding Bruce Rastetter and AgriSol team accountable and send them the message that proceeding with their plans is not “socially responsible agricultural investment.”
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De Gaulle Predicted the US Monetary Crisis in 1965 (VIDEO OF THE WEEK)
TMS Editor,
10 Oct 2011
In February 1965, then French President General Charles De Gaulle predicted in a press conference the monetary crisis and the disaster that the dollar and the USA are imposing on the rest of the world. And he offered a solution…
→ read full articleWhich Grade?
TMS Editor,
10 Oct 2011
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’
→ read full articleTop 10 Signs Your Family Is Stressed…
TMS Editor,
15 Aug 2011
10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”.
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